THESE BURGERS ARE CRAZY

TRIED TO COOK ALEX A DELICIOUS MEAL LAST NIGHT AND SET MY OVEN ON FIRE, WHICH WAS STUPID.

I GRABBED MY LAPTOP AND MOBILE AND RAN INTO THE STREET WHERE I PROCEEDED TO CALL 999 AND FREAK OUT THAT THE OLD MAN DOWNSTAIRS MIGHT BE ASLEEP, AND THEREFORE BURN TO DEATH.

LUCKILY THE FIREMEN (HOTTOS) AND ONE FIRELADY (NOTTO) WERE THERE PRETTY QUICK AND PUT IT OUT IN ABOUT 2 SECONDS FLAT. NOTHING RUINED EXCEPT MY PRIDE.