2. Faux Intellectuals
Have you ever been cornered by one of these people? Usually some sullen, anemic nerd who reeks of Lynx and is keen to overcompensate for years of social ostracization. Chances are this dude will continuously infer that you should be grateful he is even speaking to you. His stream of consciousness is a magnificent tapestry woven of smug self importance, delusions of grandeur and barely concealed resentment at the plebians and their fulfilling social lives. Unless you are willing to agree with every point they make, a civil conversation is nigh on impossible. The faux intellectual is never wrong and will either dismiss your opinions as the feeble rantings of a cretinous cretin or argue his point until spittle flies from his trembling mouth and he is crimson with rage. For all their posturing and ego, 90% of the time faux intellectuals aren’t even that clever. Should you find a whole group of these cunts, just watch. It’s like a Chekhov play.
