I AM... SAHSA FIERCE

I AM... GOING TO SEE BEYONCE ON SUNDAY. DANNY'S LOVELY FRIEND SEAN WON TWO SETS OF TICKETS SO HE GAVE ME ONE!

ME AND MY SISTER CAMILLA ARE GONNA HANG AROUND IN LONDON FOR A BIT THEN GO GET CRUNK WITH B.

COULDNT BE MORE EXCITED, SHE BETTER PLAY LOADSA DC!

THESE BURGERS ARE CRAZY

TRIED TO COOK ALEX A DELICIOUS MEAL LAST NIGHT AND SET MY OVEN ON FIRE, WHICH WAS STUPID.

I GRABBED MY LAPTOP AND MOBILE AND RAN INTO THE STREET WHERE I PROCEEDED TO CALL 999 AND FREAK OUT THAT THE OLD MAN DOWNSTAIRS MIGHT BE ASLEEP, AND THEREFORE BURN TO DEATH.

LUCKILY THE FIREMEN (HOTTOS) AND ONE FIRELADY (NOTTO) WERE THERE PRETTY QUICK AND PUT IT OUT IN ABOUT 2 SECONDS FLAT. NOTHING RUINED EXCEPT MY PRIDE.

PIXIES

WERE KIND OF CRAP LIVE.

IT WAS LIKE GETTING TOGETHER WITH A LOAD OF PEOPLE YOU DONT WANT TO BE THAT CLOSE TO (INDIE KIDS, DICKHEADS, OLD PEOPLE) AND BOSHING OUT SOME KAREOKE TO AN OVER PLAYED CD.

THATS MY LIVE REVIEW FOR THE MONTH.