THINGS THAT SUCK AND THINGS THAT DON'T SUCK.

I will preface this by explaining that I am ill, and when one is ill they have free range to bitch and moan about the trivial, whilst championing the commonplace.

SUCK

(sickness related)

• Forgetting you have a nose ring and blowing your nose 
• Being too ill to shower
• Being so cold you have to wear mittens and wooly hat indoors
• Missing one of the few parties that happens in your lame Uni town cause you happen to fall sick just as term ends
• Being woken up by your own cough
• Your thoughtless housemate leaving the window wide open when the house is already sub-zero

(non-sickness related)

• I Haunt Wizards (worst band I've ever heard)
• Not getting an advent calendar :(
• Cholera, Robert Mugabi, and that whole fucking mess
• Evil mid-twenties asian managers (see- sainsburys, staples)
• Not having enough money to buy christmas presents
• Spending the £20 you find in your savings account on ice cream and sequins then remembering it was meant to pay for your phone bill

DON'T SUCK

• Ben&Jerry's half price Phish Food at Sainsburys
• Lily Allen's new song, which I'm growing to love
• Writing my next Uni piece on black metal and putting that brain full of useless music knowledge to good use
• Having housemates which will make you hot water bottles and not take the piss when you cry (that much)
• Waking up to find the sink empty (well done Joey you wee scamp)
• Papa coming to pick me up on Sunday and take me home to Brightonia
• BLUR REFORMING AND TOURING !!!
• Getting a brand new walkman phone for freebies on upgrade
• TELEVISION which is keeping my entertained whilst in bed (Hollyoaks, Eastenders, Loose Women ILU)
• Newt off Hollyoaks, who is getting confusingly sexy

If any of this upsets you slightly, i don't blame you.