I AM... SAHSA FIERCE

I AM... GOING TO SEE BEYONCE ON SUNDAY. DANNY'S LOVELY FRIEND SEAN WON TWO SETS OF TICKETS SO HE GAVE ME ONE!

ME AND MY SISTER CAMILLA ARE GONNA HANG AROUND IN LONDON FOR A BIT THEN GO GET CRUNK WITH B.

COULDNT BE MORE EXCITED, SHE BETTER PLAY LOADSA DC!

THESE BURGERS ARE CRAZY

TRIED TO COOK ALEX A DELICIOUS MEAL LAST NIGHT AND SET MY OVEN ON FIRE, WHICH WAS STUPID.

I GRABBED MY LAPTOP AND MOBILE AND RAN INTO THE STREET WHERE I PROCEEDED TO CALL 999 AND FREAK OUT THAT THE OLD MAN DOWNSTAIRS MIGHT BE ASLEEP, AND THEREFORE BURN TO DEATH.

LUCKILY THE FIREMEN (HOTTOS) AND ONE FIRELADY (NOTTO) WERE THERE PRETTY QUICK AND PUT IT OUT IN ABOUT 2 SECONDS FLAT. NOTHING RUINED EXCEPT MY PRIDE.

PIXIES

WERE KIND OF CRAP LIVE.

IT WAS LIKE GETTING TOGETHER WITH A LOAD OF PEOPLE YOU DONT WANT TO BE THAT CLOSE TO (INDIE KIDS, DICKHEADS, OLD PEOPLE) AND BOSHING OUT SOME KAREOKE TO AN OVER PLAYED CD.

THATS MY LIVE REVIEW FOR THE MONTH.

THE DAUGHTERS

Do you like Hell Songs? I love it but my BFF Alexander doesn't and when our opinions differ it scares me.

SLEEP

This band are on the Gummo soundtrack so if you're wondering if listening to music which resembles teenage sabbath fans rockin out in ma's garage is lame, then don't worry, it has the Korine seal of cool. Download a discography (reckon it's full) here if, like me, you were slow on the uptake with this one, they were mega hyped in the 90s then kind of disappeared but they're having a full on re-birth (after-birth? eeew) in my Mum's spare room right now.

ISN'T THIS THE WORST BLOG YOU EVER READ?

I'm going to start trying to blog every day up to Uni now. I need to get back in the habit of writing. Hoping to not fail my degree and shit.

SMALL FRY

2009 is the year of the perm. My sister refuses to perm my hair. My hair refuses to grow to my ass, no matter how much i coax it. Thus, I'm pissed.

Like dolly's/darlene's would be good.